Last year, long-haired cool dude went to GonzoFest, ate a habanero, and bit the dust. Next Saturday you can go to GonzoFest and choose your own adventure.
What: GonzoFest = craft beer, live music, chili cook-off.
Where: Flying Dog Brewery, Frederick, MD.
When: Saturday, September 12, 3-9pm.
Why: Drink beer. Hold the peppers.
How much: $20 advance tickets online, $30 at the door.
More details: GonzoFest website.
Lines tend to be long, and this outdoor party is not exactly a family event. So this Woody Creek Whitey will be getting there on the early side to avoid the shenanigans, and covering my ghostly Irish scalp with a straw cowboy hat to fend off the cancer. If you see me, say “hi” and we’ll share a Wild Dog.